I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.

I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.