I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.