I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.

My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.