Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.