Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.

My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

Self-love is a big part of golf.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, Fossil. And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.