Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

We have fossils... We win!

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes

You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.