Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.