When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.
If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats, I may be dead. I don't know how much older I can get.