I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.
If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.
The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.