If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
Lewis BlackThey've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!
Lewis Black