If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.

I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma.