We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.