I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

How our government works... it doesn't.

When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.