Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe true love, that and maybe having the amazing health insurance plan that our congressmen have.
Lewis BlackThat's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
Lewis BlackIf you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
Lewis BlackNone of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.
Lewis Black