My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks.

I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.