My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.

In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.

I never write anything down. I write onstage.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.