Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

Everybody's got cable.

Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us, and existentialism starts to make more and more sense.

I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.

Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!