I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

I never thought that Bill Clinton should be the president. When he was running to be the president of the United States, he said on over a hundred occasions, he said the following: He said, 'One of the great accomplishments while I was the governor of Arkansas, was to take my state in education from 50th to 49th.' And I thought, ' you know, Bill, you should keep that a secret.

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.