I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

There is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up to the actual moment are truly the best moments. Those are the moments that are filled with good times. Those are the moments in which you are able to think that it is going to be perfect, when the moment actually happens. But, the moment is reality, and reality always kinda sucks!

Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.