I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again."

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.