We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

I never write anything down. I write onstage.