Self-love is a big part of golf.
Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes
I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.