My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.