My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

In Canada I'm not dealing with people who are bringing in baggage, they just get it. But New Orleans will be a bit different. If there's a group of people who have a right to be bitter, it's the people of New Orleans.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.

Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.