My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.