I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks.

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.