Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she'll feel better about herself because she'd been in such a bad marriage.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.