Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

A lot of the times I'm looking at something that I discover is part of a larger framework and not just a couple jokes. I see that it's a set, a story that I'll be telling. Sometimes I get lost in that.