Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.