Political audiences are not fun.

I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.