Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, Fossil. And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.
Lewis BlackThis is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
Lewis BlackThe one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
Lewis BlackWhen it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Lewis Black