Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.

I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.