All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.