I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.
Lewis BlackIf I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
Lewis BlackThis is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
Lewis BlackIf you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
Lewis Black