We have fossils... We win!
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise.
I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.
The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.