Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?

If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.