Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.

In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, Fossil. And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.