Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes