If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.