Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
Usually I'm too tired to apologize.
These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.
We have fossils... We win!
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.