I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!