You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

Everybody's family has different values.

I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.

These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!