I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it's nice, if you've put in the time, to achieve that recognition.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

How our government works... it doesn't.

I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.