It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
Lewis BlackSee... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.
Lewis BlackI've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"
Lewis BlackSince there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
Lewis BlackHere's why I think there's something a little odd with George Bush. Because a lot of the times when he speaks, his words don't match his face. Something is askew. You can't talk about the war with a smile on your face. He does it constantly. If you're the President, you should go We're going to talk about the war, I must have a frowny face. The only time you can smile when you're talking about the war in Iraq is when you go, Well, two Iraqis walk into a bar, hahaha.
Lewis Black