I never thought that Bill Clinton should be the president. When he was running to be the president of the United States, he said on over a hundred occasions, he said the following: He said, 'One of the great accomplishments while I was the governor of Arkansas, was to take my state in education from 50th to 49th.' And I thought, ' you know, Bill, you should keep that a secret.

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.