Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes

When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror!

The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.