Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

I hammer on a theme until I'm tired of it and the audience is tired of it.

Everybody's family has different values.