Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis BlackYou want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.
Lewis BlackThe one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
Lewis BlackThis book is dedicated to all of my friends who helped me get to where I am today - you know who you are... and when I find you I am going to kill you.
Lewis Black