Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it werenโt for my horse, I wouldnโt have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go โ "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!
Lewis BlackI don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
Lewis BlackIt's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
Lewis Black