I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

It's 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let's see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.