The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.
We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!
I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.