You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.

In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from Seattle. But in Vegas, you have six from Seattle, a bunch from L.A., some local Las Vegans and maybe a farmer from Iowa. In Vegas, you learn the ins and outs of holding a room because of that great spectrum of folks.