Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she'll feel better about herself because she'd been in such a bad marriage.

In a series of wonderful essays, Evan Handler gives himself up to us - warts and all. To our amusement and bemusement we share in his emotional growth as he struggles to mature. I not only laughed along with him but felt that I too had grown a little along the way. Who could ask for more?

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.