One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
Lewis BlackWhen it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Lewis BlackWhen you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"
Lewis BlackSee... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.
Lewis BlackChristians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.
Lewis Black