I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.
Lewis BlackI don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
Lewis BlackWhen a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
Lewis BlackThe last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Lewis BlackWhat you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.'
Lewis Black