Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn't have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

Everybody's family has different values.

If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.