It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
Lewis BlackThe one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
Lewis BlackMost of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
Lewis BlackWhen people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'
Lewis Black