My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.