My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

The reason I like socialism is that it's kind of enforced Christianity. It's basically very Christian, in the sense of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." These people have nothing, so you have to share.

There's no reason to tweet when you are in the midst of a great moment; they are few and far between. So pay attention to it, as you probably won't see it again. You can always tweet later, if you're lucky enough to be part of history and you think 140 characters can do credit to someone like Martin Luther King or to the speech he made that day.

In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.