My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.