I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.