I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again."

Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

How our government works... it doesn't.