There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.