Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Cats are fond of mooning.