Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats are fond of mooning.