I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Cats are fond of mooning.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.