I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode