Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.