Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality