Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.