Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.