At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.