No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.
Lilian Jackson BraunThe more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.
Lilian Jackson BraunCats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?
Lilian Jackson BraunAre those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
Lilian Jackson Braun