Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality