Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Cats are fond of mooning.
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?
When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.