Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.
I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.
The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.