Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Cats are fond of mooning.