To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality
Lilian Jackson BraunThe more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.
Lilian Jackson BraunThe way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.
Lilian Jackson Braun