Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Cats are fond of mooning.
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode