Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats are fond of mooning.