The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats are fond of mooning.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.