The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.