The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats are fond of mooning.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.